FIFTY CENTS A YEAR
On Decoration Day I always try to do a little decorating , like slap- ping on half a gallon of aluminum paint on the side of the house . After that I like to go up to the cemetery and talk to the dead a while . After the firing squad have saluted to the lamented and the small boys have dodged down between the legs of the musketeers to get the empty shells for souvenirs , I figure the dead are sufficiently waked up to listen , so I begin : " How are you down there , Ed Allen ? It's a cold and chilly day up here by the spiraea , Ed . Maybe you better button up your blue over- coat . You'd be surprised how things have changed back in Mears . Ed . Clara is putting in a new bathroom and the paint on the barn is get- ting a little blistered . The new heating stove is burning oil and you'd miss seeing the long woodpile drying in the sun . I don't know about the old asparagus bed where you used to put the salt water on , because yon said it was a seaweed . But the rain still rolls off the barn into the old horsetank . Gosh , Ed , if you were back here on earth you'd tell ' em to keep the big barn doors shut so the wind wouldn't get under the roof and loosen up the tacks . Good morning , down there , old Orange Pow- ers . You know I always liked your name because it was so outstand- ing . Why can't we have more names that are different , like Pineapple Barton or Grapefruit Brubaker ? Chester always ate one at break- fast . Uncommon names like yours dress up the meal a bit and give it a fruity flavor . They don't take much more green ink to write than the common run of names and they are remembered twice as long . I tried to give my boys uncommon names . There's nothing like having a fancy handle on a frying pan . You know , Orange . I always liked you . I liked that your tall straight figure and your long beard and the house cat followed you like a dog when you and Sarah walked all the way down to Silver Lake again after a spell of staying up town . You were about the first resorter down there , and you and I got up and saw the sunrise on the yellow hills together . All around us was quiet wilderness . We heard the whippoorwill and the owl . My boats slept quietly on the watercress brook in the moonlight , even after the new bridge was built . because I prevailed upon Marion Road - scraper Johnson to make the concrete a little higher at one end to give me boat clearance . I smack my is yet remembering the sundish and blueberry pies we ate to- gether in your yellow rottage with the fence around it . Peace to your soul . And you , SED Davis , losy blessed was your slow - going , unhurried
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