--- PAGE SEPARATOR --- They had a spell - down at the Knapp schoolhouse Friday night , March 18 , and Mrs. Howard Pechumer spelled the line down ....

Smoky Carpets Royal Morrall in Shelby has a machine to wash carpets clean right on the floor without pulling a tack . He charges so much a square...

Andy - High - Over It is a contagion that comes in the spring after the epidemic of Marbles . Throw the rubber ball over the schoolhouse . And...

Saw Logs --- PAGE SEPARATOR --- DO YOU KNOW that Miss Mary Hawkins looks as sleek as the Corticelli silk kitten ? that Dr. Wycwoff never pays...

--- PAGE SEPARATOR --- Herbert Hunter has had all his teeth taken out upstairs . I mean all his upstairs teeth . After comparing notes with Glen...

STUCK ! TAXES --- PAGE SEPARATOR --- The Sloans have named their ford sedan " the sardine can " be- cause when the seven Sloans are in the car...